Avoid enhancement pills
These days the kids are popping enhancement pills like candy, much the same way that my generation used to “smoke the weed”. It’s very, very important for the word to get out on “the street” that enhancement pills are very “dangerous”. Parents, heed the words of our noble spammer. Make sure your “kids” are “staying away” from the enhancement pills. This “public service message” brought to you by The Big Book of Spam, the spammer who sent it to us, donations from viewers like you, and this station. Also by a grant from the Corporation for Annoying the Hell Out of People. And the letter B. And the number 7.
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the
entire spam to
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Mr. Zimmerman?
Yes? Can I help you?
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entire spam to
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Eliminate all problems and difficulties with our help
All problems? That’s a tall order. All problems… let’s see, there’s my lower back pain, my aunt’s arthritis, my town’s drunk driving statistics, my state’s annual rainfall amount, my country’s inept president, and my planet’s pesky little pest problem. Can you help me with all that? Start there, I’ll give you a longer list later on.
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the
entire spam to
bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.
Hot sex with Viagra pills!
Personally, I’d rather have hot sex with a woman.
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the
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The spam you’re about to read is real. Only the names and links have been changed to protect the innocent (namely, me).
Join to society of real Men and realize all you wanted
From: “Markmaureen”
Date: October 22, 2007 3:01:47 AM MDT
To: bbos@thebigbookofspam.com
Subject: Join to society of real Men and realize all you wanted
Dear Buyer
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As we can notice using statistic more than 60% women think in the same direction!
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As 2007 is the tenth anniversary of the start of the whole Austin Powers thing, here’s a throwback:
The length of MY mojo is more than acceptable - oh yeah, baby!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled decade.
On the first of each month, the Spam of the Month title is given to the best spam received in the previous month. It might be funny, it might be outrageous, it might just be the most messed up thing ever to worm it’s way into my inbox. Whatever it is, it’s noteworthy.
tater then excretory
Yep, that’s usually the way it works. You eat a tater, then you… process it.
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the
entire spam to
bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.
Explain your experience in a generating plant.
Well, let’s see… back in 1948, my grandfather worked in a generating plant, and that’s about as close as I can claim. Hope that helps. Why do you want to know, exactly?
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the
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Do you want $5000 or 5 Ringtones
In a recent poll that I just made up, 15% of participants went for the ringtones, saying “It’s probably a trick question”. It isn’t. Silly Americans.
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the
entire spam to
bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.
A Solution For Singles Over 40 in
If you’re shorter than 40 inches, you’re not invited to take part in this “solution”. Man, it’s always the midgets and dwarves that get the shaft, isn’t it?
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the
entire spam to
bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.
The spam you’re about to read is real. Only the names and links have been changed to protect the innocent (namely, me).
Government Foreclosures from $10,000
From: Chris Jenkins
Date: September 10, 2007 3:15:54 AM MDT
To: bbos@thebigbookofspam.com
Subject: Government Foreclosures from $10,000
GET THE BEST DEAL ON A NEW HOME
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We have great deals on forec l o s e d homes. You could find a
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http://www.thebigbookofspam.com
Sincerely,
Chris Jenkins
bbos@thebigbookofspam.com
To illustrate what a $10,000 home looks like, I have done some research and found the following photographic example:
Now, some might say that ten grand is not enough for this spacious, modern home. I say otherwise. Our spammer will hook you up with homes just like this one for pennies - PENNIES I TELL YOU! Forclosures are the wave of the future. Give Chris Jenkins a call today.
On the first of each month, the Spam of the Month title is given to the best spam received in the previous month. It might be funny, it might be outrageous, it might just be the most messed up thing ever to worm it’s way into my inbox. Whatever it is, it’s noteworthy.
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