Subject Line of the Week: February 1, 2008
Everyone and their monkey has an opinion.
Well, that’s not a whole lot of people then, is it? How many people do you know that have their own monkey? I’d like my own monkey… having a kid is close, but not quite the same.
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Subject Line of the Week: January 25, 2008
Don’t understand, hope u can help
Sure, I’ll see what I can do, and I’ll try to use small words so you understand. You are a spammer. You deserve to be beaten about the head and shoulders with your keyboard. I hope you die. Love, The Big Book of Spam.
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Subject Line of the Week: January 18, 2008
billy goat resist
The sequel to the popular “Brokeback Mountain”.
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Subject Line of the Week: January 4, 2008
BUY ONLINE @ ED’S PILL STORE
Good ol’ Ed. Anytime you need to borrow anything, he’s the guy to call. Hell of a guy. Also, he sells drugs.
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Subject Line of the Week: December 28, 2007
Fall classes start soon
This arrived in the inbox just yesterday. Makes you wonder what definition of “soon” they’re using, because by my calculations, Fall is about 9 months away.
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Subject Line of the Week: December 21, 2007
Sorry it took so long
That’s okay, but don’t let it happen again.
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Subject Line of the Week: December 14, 2007
You are totally right.
Damn straight I am.
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Subject Line of the Week: December 7, 2007
End the annoying obesity now
You know I’m glad someone finally had the courage to say it. Obesity sure is annoying. I mean, sure, for some people it’s a major health issue, but really, what’s one third of the population of the United States? Nothin’. Screw ‘em, they’re annoying, too. Let’s put an end to the annoying obesity.
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