Spam of the Month! October 2007

October 1, 2007 · Filed Under Spam of the Month

The spam you’re about to read is real. Only the names and links have been changed to protect the innocent (namely, me).

Government Foreclosures from $10,000

From: Chris Jenkins
Date: September 10, 2007 3:15:54 AM MDT
To: bbos@thebigbookofspam.com
Subject: Government Foreclosures from $10,000

GET THE BEST DEAL ON A NEW HOME
================================

We have great deals on forec l o s e d homes. You could find a
beautiful home that has been seized by the Government, repossessed by a bank or put up for auction. All at HUGE SAVINGS, up to 50%. You can find homes priced priced as low as $10,000. Search your area today!

http://www.thebigbookofspam.com

Sincerely,
Chris Jenkins
bbos@thebigbookofspam.com

To illustrate what a $10,000 home looks like, I have done some research and found the following photographic example:

Now, some might say that ten grand is not enough for this spacious, modern home. I say otherwise. Our spammer will hook you up with homes just like this one for pennies - PENNIES I TELL YOU! Forclosures are the wave of the future. Give Chris Jenkins a call today.

On the first of each month, the Spam of the Month title is given to the best spam received in the previous month. It might be funny, it might be outrageous, it might just be the most messed up thing ever to worm it’s way into my inbox. Whatever it is, it’s noteworthy.

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I think that's what they call a fixer-upper - LOL!

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