Subject Line of the Week: September 19, 2008
>> ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS WORTH OF GASOLINE
What’s that, about three tanks’ worth?
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Subject Line of the Week: September 12, 2008
>> No hassle car loans, all applications accepted.
Sure, but not all applications will be approved. There’s a difference.
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Subject Line of the Week: September 5, 2008
>> Get your corn really big! Be the MAN!
I’ve heard a lot of metaphors in my day. The penis-as-corn euphemism is brand new to me.
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Subject Line of the Week: August 29, 2008
>> Rapper 50 Cent To Be John McCains Choice For Vp
I know he’d like to try to court some of the black vote, but this is ridiculous. Sure, Fitty will give him some street cred, but it’s really a case of too little, too late.
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Subject Line of the Week: August 22, 2008
Angelina Jolie Pregnancy.it Was All A Hoax!
Tell that to the living, breathing babies that popped out of her.
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Subject Line of the Week: August 15, 2008
Army Of Two, Dick Cheney And John Mccain Invade Iran
Just the two of them? Without any other soldiers or anything? That, I’d like to see. A pair of crusty old men in combat uniforms storming the desert? Priceless.
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Subject Line of the Week: August 8, 2008
McCain Sex Tape Surfaces
*blurk* … I just … threw up a little in my mouth. Excuse me.
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Subject Line of the Week: August 1, 2008
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This message brought to you by Tony the Tiger. He’s grrrrreat!
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