Subject Line of the Week: October 31, 2008

October 31, 2008 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week · Comments 

>> It’s Never Too Late to Quit Smoking

After it kills you, that’s a pretty good indicator that it’s too late.

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Spam of the Month! October 2008

October 31, 2008 · Filed Under Spam of the Month · Comments 

This is one that came into my personal accounts about a week ago, and I knew it was destined for greatness - or the Spam of the Month title, at least.

From: J87 Bravin
Subject: Second Life - Group invitation from J87 Bravin
Date: October 20, 2008 8:37:36 PM MDT
To: (my personal email)

J87 Bravin has invited you to join a group in Second Life.

J87 Bravin has invited you to join a group.
There is no cost to join this group.
Group:
SecondLife - Advertising Network: Providing massive free L$ - Services - Products - Advertising - Hiring - Content -

Landmarks to top places sent out regular.

Rules:
1. No spamming
2. No offensives
3. Respect the rules

Contact MrString Magic for advertising or special events.

Money, LSL, Scripting, Script, Scripts, Build, Builder, Building, Business, Animation, Anim, Free, Freebie, Freebies, Job, Earn, Cash, Lindens, L$, Vendors, Malls, Places, Groups, SL, SLX, Apez, OnRez, Affiliate, Surveys, Chat, Game, Gaming, Games, Gamers, Club,

Log in to accept or decline this invitation.

This spammer broke two of his own three rules! If only he had included a profanity, he could have had the hat trick. If you’re a Second Lifer, give “J87 Bravin” and “MrString Magic” a nice slap upside the head for me next time you see them.

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Subject Line of the Week: October 24, 2008

October 24, 2008 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week · Comments 

>> Apple Bottom Screw

I swear to god, by the end of 2009 I’m going to make this the number one asked-for drink at bars nationwide. No, it doesn’t exist, but still. Seriously, walk into a bar and ask for an Apple Bottom Screw. Watch the reaction you get. Priceless.

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Subject Line of the Week: October 17, 2008

October 17, 2008 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week · Comments 

>> Amy Winehouse video without cowards!!!

It takes a strong-willed man to anywhere near that human train wreck.

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Subject Line of the Week: October 10, 2008

October 10, 2008 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week · Comments 

>> We need you to work from home… starting this month.

I’ve been working from home since about 2001. I’m considering getting an outside job just to spite these people.

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Subject Line of the Week: October 3, 2008

October 3, 2008 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week · Comments 

>> Your girlfriend will be pleased

Maybe, but what about my wife?

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