Subject Line of the Week: November 30, 2007
cupcake badminton
Talk about messy.
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Subject Line of the Week: November 23, 2007
Avoid enhancement pills
These days the kids are popping enhancement pills like candy, much the same way that my generation used to “smoke the weed”. It’s very, very important for the word to get out on “the street” that enhancement pills are very “dangerous”. Parents, heed the words of our noble spammer. Make sure your “kids” are “staying away” from the enhancement pills. This “public service message” brought to you by The Big Book of Spam, the spammer who sent it to us, donations from viewers like you, and this station. Also by a grant from the Corporation for Annoying the Hell Out of People. And the letter B. And the number 7.
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the entire spam to bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.
Subject Line of the Week: November 16, 2007
Mr. Zimmerman?
Yes? Can I help you?
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Subject Line of the Week: November 9, 2007
Eliminate all problems and difficulties with our help
All problems? That’s a tall order. All problems… let’s see, there’s my lower back pain, my aunt’s arthritis, my town’s drunk driving statistics, my state’s annual rainfall amount, my country’s inept president, and my planet’s pesky little pest problem. Can you help me with all that? Start there, I’ll give you a longer list later on.
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Subject Line of the Week: November 2, 2007
Hot sex with Viagra pills!
Personally, I’d rather have hot sex with a woman.
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Spam of the Month! November 2007
The spam you’re about to read is real. Only the names and links have been changed to protect the innocent (namely, me).
Join to society of real Men and realize all you wanted
From: “Markmaureen”
Date: October 22, 2007 3:01:47 AM MDT
To: bbos@thebigbookofspam.com
Subject: Join to society of real Men and realize all you wantedDear Buyer
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As we can notice using statistic more than 60% women think in the same direction!
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As 2007 is the tenth anniversary of the start of the whole Austin Powers thing, here’s a throwback:
The length of MY mojo is more than acceptable - oh yeah, baby!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled decade.
On the first of each month, the Spam of the Month title is given to the best spam received in the previous month. It might be funny, it might be outrageous, it might just be the most messed up thing ever to worm it’s way into my inbox. Whatever it is, it’s noteworthy.
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