Subject Line of the Week: October 26, 2007

October 26, 2007 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week ·  
tater then excretory
Yep, that’s usually the way it works. You eat a tater, then you… process it.
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the entire spam to bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.

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Subject Line of the Week: October 19, 2007

October 19, 2007 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week ·  
Explain your experience in a generating plant.
Well, let’s see… back in 1948, my grandfather worked in a generating plant, and that’s about as close as I can claim. Hope that helps. Why do you want to know, exactly?
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the entire spam to bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.

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Subject Line of the Week: October 12, 2007

October 12, 2007 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week ·  
Do you want $5000 or 5 Ringtones
In a recent poll that I just made up, 15% of participants went for the ringtones, saying “It’s probably a trick question”. It isn’t. Silly Americans.
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the entire spam to bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.

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Subject Line of the Week: October 5, 2007

October 5, 2007 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week ·  
A Solution For Singles Over 40 in
If you’re shorter than 40 inches, you’re not invited to take part in this “solution”. Man, it’s always the midgets and dwarves that get the shaft, isn’t it?
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the entire spam to bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.

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Spam of the Month! October 2007

October 1, 2007 · Filed Under Spam of the Month ·  
The spam you’re about to read is real. Only the names and links have been changed to protect the innocent (namely, me).
Government Foreclosures from $10,000

From: Chris Jenkins
Date: September 10, 2007 3:15:54 AM MDT
To: bbos@thebigbookofspam.com
Subject: Government Foreclosures from $10,000

GET THE BEST DEAL ON A NEW HOME
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Sincerely,
Chris Jenkins
bbos@thebigbookofspam.com

To illustrate what a $10,000 home looks like, I have done some research and found the following photographic example:

Now, some might say that ten grand is not enough for this spacious, modern home. I say otherwise. Our spammer will hook you up with homes just like this one for pennies - PENNIES I TELL YOU! Forclosures are the wave of the future. Give Chris Jenkins a call today.

On the first of each month, the Spam of the Month title is given to the best spam received in the previous month. It might be funny, it might be outrageous, it might just be the most messed up thing ever to worm it’s way into my inbox. Whatever it is, it’s noteworthy.

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