Subject Line of the Week: September 28, 2007

September 28, 2007 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week ·

No hardware needed, satellite tv on your pc

Computer, monitor, network card or modem, a router perhaps… a big satellite in outer goddamn space… nope, no hardware needed at all.

Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the entire spam to bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.

Tags: books, spam

Subject Line of the Week: September 21, 2007

September 21, 2007 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week ·

Vacancy in the USA

Not according to the Republicans, there isn’t.

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Subject Line of the Week: September 14, 2007

September 14, 2007 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week ·

I’m not sure how well it works.

Now THAT is a ringing endorsement. Sign me up!

Tags: books, spam

Subject Line of the Week: September 7, 2007

September 7, 2007 · Filed Under Subject Line of the Week ·

Sex can be one of the most enjoyable parts of your life.

This also just in from the Duh Department: fresh air is healthy, sugar is sweet, grass is green, and Nathan Lane is gay.

Tags: books, spam

Spam of the Month! September 2007

September 1, 2007 · Filed Under Spam of the Month ·

The spam you’re about to read is real. Only the names and links have been changed to protect the innocent (namely, me).

offering home loans for the usa!

From: “Wilda”
Date: August 21, 2007 4:21:37 PM MDT
To: bbos@thebigbookofspam.com
Subject: offering home loans for the usa!

This is our third attempt to contact you.
You have been pre-qualified for a one-time program that will save you 35% off your current payment.

You could get up to $295,000 for as low as never.

Please complete our secure online application
http://www.thebigbookofspam.com

We need to hear back from you as soon as possible
Regards,
LendersTeam

Nearly $300,000 for as low as never? Sweet! I’ve been pre-qualified? That’s spectacular - only me and every other human being alive can say that, according to what I know of the English language. I’ll hook up with the LendersTeam and let you guys know what I find out - drinks are on me if I get my terms for as low as never!

On the first of each month, the Spam of the Month title is given to the best spam received in the previous month. It might be funny, it might be outrageous, it might just be the most messed up thing ever to worm it’s way into my inbox. Whatever it is, it’s noteworthy.

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