Subject Line of the Week: June 29, 2007
Forgot
Not sure what this spammer was getting at here… did he forget to write a proper subject line? Did he forget to sign his name? Did he forget that he’s not supposed to be spamming people in the first place?
Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the entire spam to bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.
Subject Line of the Week: June 22, 2007
zebest zebulon
Zebest Zebulon is the title of the Prime Minister of the planet Zebulon. This office is currently held by Frank Murray, an earthling who was taken to the distant planet as a boy. Seriously.
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Subject Line of the Week: June 15, 2007
Take our Survey & Get 3 Bags of Chewy Chocolate Cookies
Male enhancements? No. Buy some stock? Nah. Cookies? Seriously? Hell yeah!
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Subject Line of the Week: June 8, 2007
Perform like a professional
A professional what? Bodybuilder? Tennis player? Cardiologist?
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Spam of the Month! June 2007
The spam you’re about to read is real. Only the names and links have been changed to protect the innocent (namely, me).
Re:
From: “Balong”
To: bbos@thebigbookofspam.com
Subject: Re:Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://www.thebigbookofspam.com) are bad.Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive
From the spectacular and eye-catching subject line, I fully expected to be blown away. I wasn’t disappointed. I wonder what order he intends to carry out his threat in? I wouldn’t put it past a spammer to kill himself and then try to eat the dog. I tried to call him, but nothing happened when I punched in the number. Oh, well. I guess he’s a goner. One less spammer in the world!
On the first of each month, the Spam of the Month title is given to the best spam received in the previous month. It might be funny, it might be outrageous, it might just be the most messed up thing ever to worm it’s way into my inbox. Whatever it is, it’s noteworthy.
Subject Line of the Week: June 1, 2007
Howard asked Alan and Eric if they could take a break and then come back and sing some songs
You know what the definition of “surreal” is? Read the above. Imagine that subject line coupled with a message body about a hot stock tip. That’s surreal.
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